Last one to post in this thread wins!

Snow didn't amount to anything. It's been sunny most of the day but sure is windy.
I just put the garbage out and it's cold out there.
Tried to fix the printer as it will only print in black since the new Windows 10 update. HP wants you to deal with the virtual tech but that's just a pain ion the arse.
Found a 1-800 number and talked to a tech, I thought I pushed 1 for English. I did but hard to understand the woman. Suspect Columbian or Pilipino. After a short conversation she said "Oh you from Canada" I'll redirect your call. Phone rings and go through the normal mumbo jumbo then put on hold. 4-5 minutes later the line goes dead and then I get the dial-tone. Tried twice to call them back and get busy signal. Don't you just love "Customer Service"? Should call it "Customer I don't give a rats".