How DAD are you?

Or my all time favorite
I'm at the house and my boy comes in
"Dad, I'm hungry"

Hi hungry, I'm dad

"Dad, I'm serious!"

I thought you were hungry?

"Mooom"
One of my favs. When I was a kid I’d ask mom what’s for supper and she knew it wasn’t my fav she’d say fried farts and egg shells