Last one to post in this thread wins!

Thinking about borrowing my buddy's Yamaha 1900 twin with shotgun pipes, start that ***** at 7 am every day and ride it work for a few weeks. Of course I would have to park it in the garage every night. I just don't get what the **** this fuckhead's problem is.
Our neighbour's kid has a Ram all lifted up and big tires etc. and Flowmasters with no tailpipes. Yeah it's noisy especially at 5am when he's heading for work.