i was shopping the other day and ran into two woman arguing in the condiment aisle
i dont know what their problem was but they were really getting at it
first they were yelling
then they started throwing bottles at each others
and of course, i just watched cause its always fun to watch a fight
i guess one of the ladies spotted me, and didnt apreciate the audience and she grabbed a jar of mayo and threw it at me, almost hitting me in the head
so i yelled at her "what the hellmans?"