How to hold a pizza?

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SGBARRACUDA

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Have we become such a stupid ignorant society that there is a need to print instructions on the bottom of a pizza box on how to carry the damn thing? The part i find amusing is it is printed on the bottom. So unless you have any common sense, your pizza is going to be stuck to the lid while you pizza delivery person does his home work!

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That box is a little confusing.........Threw me right off. I am right handed and they put it in a left handed box..Now what?:rolleyes:
 
That box is a little confusing.........Threw me right off. I am right handed and they put it in a left handed box..Now what?:rolleyes:
Well your not the first that has encountered this issue, therefore they are coming out with left and right handed boxes. The real issue they are up against now is how to address those individuals with only one hand!
 
ive mentioned this before, they need to print a bullseye on the bottom of pizza boxes so when im done with em i can put em up in the back yard and use em for target practice
 
Ask your doctor before carrying pizza.
Possible side effects include....
Do not carry pizza if.....
Do not carry pizza of you are allergic to it.
 
Yes we have, and I see confirmation of it every day.

Everyday!. Just sit at a big convenient store chain and watch the people go in and out. That will sum it up right there.... It doesn't matter anyways.... They have the Gubm't helping them and the ones who work are probably the idiots..... Including me....

JW
 
I like the Alaskan box! Very cool!

I just find it ether a excellent joke or if truly needed, a damn sad shame someone needs instructions on every box to be reminded and taught how to carry a pizza box.
 
Ask your doctor before carrying pizza.
Possible side effects include....
Do not carry pizza if.....
Do not carry pizza of you are allergic to it.

Hang on now. We need to clear this up. Allergic to what? Carrying the pizza? The pizza itself? The box? As my 11th grade English used to tell me "Be pacific!"
 
As stated in many posts, "Remove all warning labels & let nature take it's course". It's about time for a little chlorine in the gene pool. LMMFAO
 
I like the Alaskan box! Very cool!

I just find it ether a excellent joke or if truly needed, a damn sad shame someone needs instructions on every box to be reminded and taught how to carry a pizza box.
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They had to put... Do Not Eat... on the little bags of desiccant they put in boxes to absorb moisture.

LET THEM EAT IT.
 
Wow......you can thank lawyers for that.
No kidding. Ever hear of Nishiki bicycles? Of course you haven't. They were a good bike imported from Japan. A black boy got hit by a car riding his Nishiki bicycle and died. He was riding at night in dark clothes with no lights. His parents sued Nishiki for a TON of money and won. Evidently the instruction pamphlet did not specifically tell you it was dangerous to ride at night in dark clothes with no lights.
 
No kidding. Ever hear of Nishiki bicycles? Of course you haven't. They were a good bike imported from Japan. A black boy got hit by a car riding his Nishiki bicycle and died. He was riding at night in dark clothes with no lights. His parents sued Nishiki for a TON of money and won. Evidently the instruction pamphlet did not specifically tell you it was dangerous to ride at night in dark clothes with no lights.
I had a Nishiki 10 speed. They were nice bikes with 3 piece alloy cranks, not the cheap 1 piece cranks with the huge bottom bracket. I never knew they were sued.
 
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