I'm neither liberal or conservative. I think they both suck and are full of grease balls who steal from the people via taxation. I'm conservative for voting purposes though.
Guns. If you want mine good luck... I had a few... bought a few more... then a couple more... but unfortunately I lost them all in a boating accident last week... ammo... I have enough... I could always use some more though... because that pesky boating accident...
My woman is already skinny, she doesn't need math.