Last one to post in this thread wins!

this seems like a good place to vent


so, here is the back story, i got to run into a town about 1.5 from home to pick up a present for a buddy (his wife is gonna hate it, it will be great)

now i dont mind the drive, specially since i know this town, the wife used to work there and we'd go there quite often
there is a hotel we'd stay at, a place that actually serves tasty pizza and a "fitness center" with a pool that the hotel guests get access too


so i figured, lets make a day out of it
but first, lets check in with the pizza shop

hey, yeah, this is the 'rage speaking, i just wanted to see what time you guys have the buffet going on this weekend?

turns out, they are only open for take out

now, their pizza is good, but it is still only pizza, and i dont want to pay dine in prices for take out food
(not to mention that with the buffet i can get a few slices of different pizzas, but now im either stuck eating only one, or buying a few different pies)

crap

well, at least we can go to the cinema there
they have this cute little cinema, recently renovated with comfy seats and only 2 screens

so i call them and ask what they are playing
one lame movie about some golfer and one "kids movie" that is 10 years old and is about some kid who "in order to win her heart must defeat his new girlfriends seven evil exes"

how is this a kids movie?
im here trying to raise decent kids and this punk is supposed to be the hero of the movie and this hobag is the price?

come on man

so we wont be going there

well, i'll call the pool and see what time they have free swim

"hey, yup this is the 'rage, hey, what time is family swim this weekend"


well, we have adult swim on friday and saturday

great, i didnt ask that, i asked about family swim

well, you see, with the covid going on, we ask that only people 12 and up use the pool



crap


i guess ill just pick up a bottle of niquil and have the kids sleep in the car for 3 hours