Oh and your post is helpful as well,
and occupying immensely valuable space.
And you, protector of the space, just can't help yourself, I know that. I can always count on you to stir the pot, and waste even more space. I know your secret. You're always on simmer. Like a guard-wasp when somebody pokes the nest, always on high-alert, and ready to pounce. Lord only knows why I get most of the pricking