Slant six in a Miata ? Why ???

Rebuilding an engine in the streets? Sure!
Dumping fluids without care or concern? No.
Right off the bat, we were told that’s a big NO-NO!
Some dribbling can not be avoided but we tried our best to keep it clean. All of our parents were early environmentalists saying that crap ends up in our drinking water, it’s all poisonous! Keep it clean boys!
Lord help us if we didn’t! Cause you would need the Lord to save you from ensued!