Last one to post in this thread wins!

The lady that lives 5 houses from me brings her lawnmower to me and asks me to look at it. It hasn't run for two years she says.
Finished off what I was doing and looked at it, Honda motor and fairly new. Right off the top someone had turned the gas off. I put some fresh gas in the cylinder and two pulls and away it went. Ran quite nice but running on 2 year gas. Stopped it and tried to start but wouldn't go so dumped all the gas out and then put some new stuff in the cylinder and boom away she went. I love jobs like that. A quick 20 bucks.