UTG engine build "callout"

I'm not picking sides, UTG is just playing around with junk, why doesn't he run his 383 Road Runner down the track? Or that Swinger Or the 340 Satellite/ Roadrunner he has sitting there, I think he has a 67 Belvedere also. The guy has competitive equipment I mean he could build a riding mower up for the drags and the riding mower folks would subscribe...then it would be bickering over Honda, Briggs, Tecumseh and Predator powerplants :)