Stranded Mopar brother needs help in OKC looking for a running pre-‘67 Slant

no i didnt
i read the text above it, which said "rod through the block"

im sure you figured out my post was a little tongue in cheek, but i think a slant 6 with a windowed block could be driven home

a hole in the oil pan...that may be back for the oil pressure

I agree. People have told stories about doing it before.