Be careful how you answer.

I thought this was the jokes forum? A normal marriage has arguments to work through together, but there's always room for humor. We've been married 34 years. She's still high spirited and independent as the day we married. We still poke fun at each other and laugh about it. We still hold hands when we fall asleep at night. I was blessed to find this woman, but if she passes first, I'll never remarry. It took her years, and I'm still only green broke.
Woman always take it serious when you poke at them in fun.
We always hold hands when out shopping or whatever. It just comes natural and we'll hear some people say "Oh isn't that cute". Too bad more people don't do the same. 49 years in a few weeks. Congrats on 34 BTW