What's Your Best Laxitive?

McDonalds or anything greasy will do it to me every time.
I might as well eat it on the toilet, I'll end up being there in a minute or so anyway, and you will have dibs........
Just imagine the space shuttle taking off the launch pad and that's your visual.

I can't remember how many pairs of shorts I've thrown away over the years because there was no saving them.

These days, I avoid all of the junk food and Immodium is my best friend.

Other than that, I'm shitting through an eye of a needle..........