Last one to post in this thread wins!

Bacon yuuumm. Nothing better than frying up 1/2 lb bacon then start snapping eggs in the fat over easy toast lots of butter not marg. Coffee black. Oh I can fell my arteries hardening as I type this. Excuse me fell a breakfast coming on slurp smack.
AKA "The Cardiac Attack Breakfast". At least you go with a smile on your face lol