Last one to post in this thread wins!

Back in the day before I got sucked into a pension I had lots of jobs. Hell I even quit one on my 90th day. They handed me my medical insurance card and I gave it back saying kiss my ***. I would load my toolbox and have another job within a block or two. Those were the days and funny one employer called my new employer telling them I was her mechanic and they could not hire me. I remember the owner coming out to the shop and telling me that and then saying they must have made a good decision.