Sublime one said

So with the beginning of Summer so comes the annual diet from wife. Every time she is on a diet somehow it ends up effecting my eating habits as well. She has been on a serving something raw and uncooked at every meal kick of late. Tonight she looked at my plate and commented about my lack of raw food. Number one I ain’t on the diet, I am perfectly happy being fat and lazy! Number two I politely informed her that I did in fact have raw food on my plate. As I had melted butter and drizzled it all over my garlic bread. Butter in its raw form is in fact a liquid right? Thus I had in fact complied to the raw food requirements!

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