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Morning guys and happy Monday.
What a gorgeous day yesterday. I went out in the garage early with full intentions of changing the oil in the Chrysler 300. Two weeks ago I wouldn't have been able to do that because of the arthritis in my two shoulders. I had two shots of cortisone in each. WOW... what a difference.
So I pulled the drain plug having my triangular pan in place and ready to catch it. If you don't know I only have one eye and can't judge depth or distance. Totally missed the oil shooting out and landed up with maybe a litre on the garage floor. Air was a little blue non the less. Finished draining the system and buttoned everything up.
Go to empty the used oil in jugs for disposal using a funnel. Hit it first time and then it overflowed the funnel and now I have used oil on my bench. What else could go wrong I asked?
The rest of the operation went smooth as silk.
In the afternoon I got a chance to use my new power washer and gave the garage a much needed clean up.
Can't wait to change the oil on the Cuda now LOL
I still enjoy doing that kind of stuff though.