I tell him he's too tall for his hairline LOL
My mom's brother was bald as well but he would grow his hair long on one side and do the dreaded comb over and put his hat on.
My buddy in New Brunswick is the same way. He was wearing a rug at one time. His son told me they were out in the boat and tearing up the river and his rug was sticking up in the air. He said they couldn't stop laughing at him. I just wish I had been there. We always called him Buzzard as a nick name.