KISS MY BIG, WHITE, HAIRY BEHIND. First thing Monday I will call them to find out why, after THREE DECADES of the 904 Torqueflite these morons can’t bend a dipstick tube to fit one. Absolute bullcrap. Just stupid. And it’s not even close.
You could ask a blind invalid to bend one up and get as close as ALLSTAR PERFORMANCE did. Now, there could be a valid reason why it doesn’t fit. Maybe a bad one got past QC? Who knows? Maybe the dipstick was labeled wrong and it’s actually for a powerglide? I can’t say.
What I do know, for a fact is this junker won’t fit anything I own.
Just another reason why I hate, I detest, despise and loath leaky, slow shifting, dumbed down, designed so even a simple minded moron can drag race with one automatic transmission.
I will update this Monday after I call this dog and pony show also known as “ALLSTAR PERFORMACE” and let them tell me how I'm the only one who has one of these here fine pieces that doesn’t fit.
