Dumb stupid dumb question

If you knew how close I was to doing just that you’d electronically ***** slap me. I was this >< close.

The thing is, if you got it good and dry and did it, it would work. LOL

On another note, do you remember when RTV first became popular? Blue was ALL you could get and you saw it oozing out from under everything. I've even seen it oozing out from between blocks and heads. LOL