Last one to post in this thread wins!

Turning 65 this September and getting on medicare and what a hassle dealing with all the health care advertisements sending me stuff in the mail and my phone rings at least 3 times a day trying to get me to use there coverage for health insurance.
School never thought me to deal with this bull **** and I'm getting tired of people knowing about me with out my permission.
And another thing no one told me when I get old my nose and ear hair starts growing faster and it takes longer to go pee but **** happens real fast.
There I said my 2 cents worth I feel better. :)