Last one to post in this thread wins!
A laugh or two...or maybe it's real life...
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out "You have reached your final destination."
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time," isn't the correct response.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.
Turns out that being a “senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate."
A laugh or two...or maybe it's real life...
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out "You have reached your final destination."
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time," isn't the correct response.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.
Turns out that being a “senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate."