With my apologies to Jim Morrison
Well, show me the way
To the Toolmans whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the Toolmans whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
Toolmans whisky bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have Toolman whiskey, oh, you know why....