Silliest Thing You Ever Put On Your Mopar ?

Same 67 Fury as above, my buddies and I were always catching the attention of the local police so in defiance I hung a pair of police issue hand cuffs from my rear view mirror.
All's fine until one night while cruising my friend riding up front is acting like a cat in a trap, with his wrist in a cuff and trying to yank my mirror loose! I told him I didn't have any keys (really didn't ) and would have to drop him off at the police barracks lol!
We actually were able to get the pin out of the cuffs hinge and free him.