Stop in for a cup of coffee

Lol thanks. I went to lunch. I just don’t get how I have power to the socket and it shuts off as it should when the switch is off, but not a single bulb tries to light, combine this with still nothing happening at the switch when I try to crank it.... but yet power to the switch and all switches new...
Lets do one step at a time.

This test lamp. is it battery powered?