Last one to post in this thread wins!

Took the fish out to get gas at Costco this morning. As I was coming out I had to detour as there was a big accident. Looked like two cars and a bicycle. You know the bike rider didn't come out of that very well unless he has a horseshoe up his ***.
So many people are running yellow and red lights these days. Everyone is in a rush and leave at the last minute, that's when the accidents happen and of course there is almost always a cell phone involved. How many people do you see turn left on a red light when it has just changed?