Silliest Thing You Ever Put On Your Mopar ?

Hello all,
I think the most ridiculous thing I did back in the 70's was to use the windshield washers as an alcohol injection system. I built a 4 nozzle squirter and attached it to the inside of the air cleaner on my 68 GTS. I believe it may have worked if only I used methanol alcohol, not isopropil. I decided to try it out at the drags one saturday. After staging I throttled up to 2500, and with the green light, I punched the gas and pushed the washer button at the same time. My Dart jumped forward then did a nose dive and stalled. Talk about embarrassing!