Stop in for a cup of coffee

Just wanted to pop in and say good afternoon to everyone, only true story i have that happened an hour ago is i was working on my mail box and one of the big black dogs from a naybor cam running at me, I hollered at him an made myself look big, he didn't slow down so I swung a pipe i had at him, stepped back to my truck door , grabbed my 9mm and walk towards my mail box and he came at me again, I shot 5 feet to his left in to a ditch, he ran back up the hill to his owners, I heard them saying that dogs going to get shot, to his wife, I said loudly that I don't want to shoot your dog but he needs to remember to leave me and my friends alone or he will be, and said it looks like he has mange!!
No reply, fixed my mail box and back up the hill to home I go.
Hot day, I think is Time for a C&W..

That's nuts Mike!