Throwing my hands up on this ignition!

I never said anything of the sort, so be specific. All I said was it takes AMPS to get it done and that's a fact. It's a stupid bullshit argument, because it takes BOTH. You seemed to be under the completely wrong impression that only volts are involved.
Rob where he is getting what you said wrong is, he is thinking you said you need AMP's at the secondary side of the coil.

I understood that you mean you need AMP's on the Primary side.

You can put 1,000 amps to a spark plug but if the voltage is too low it will not spark.
But up that volts to around 20,000 volts and that spark plug will melt into a puddle.