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Mark Wainwright said

Funny how these sick spells just come upon you isn't it. What's he going to do fire you? Happy cough coughing.

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I know a guy that worked at energy plant and did mechanic work part time. He called in sick one day and boss ran into him at parts store. He was fired and now full time mechanic. Maybe to his benefit, but it does happen.