Last one to post in this thread wins!

Well apparently Manitoba public insurance still classifies my dart as a hot rod driven by punks SCAM. So they wack you. Last year MPI made to much money so they gave everyone a rebate related to your insurance bill. Just trying to cover their ***. Manitoba government is not going to let a cash cow like this die that’s for sure. So I bend over and take it cause it was sooooo good the first time.
Ahh yes, what fond memories I have of MPI and their various insurance schemes and scams. My favorite was motorcycle insurance, pay through the *** because all motorcycle claims were paid for by the premiums paid by motorcycle owners, regardless of whether or not the motorcycle rider was at fault for the collision. When I left Manitoba in 2013, the insurance premium for my 1984 Mustang GLX 5.0 convertible was $927.00/ year, after a 25% discount for a good driving record. Here in Alberta it was $378.00, 10% discount for multiple vehicles, no restrictions, to and from work daily driver. The 2013 Mustang GT convert I had a couple years ago was $225.00 for the year under collector coverage with 5000 miles a year usage. For shots and giggles I went on MPI's website and did a quick quote. Without any of the scam discounts it was close to $1800.00 annual. What a joke.