Stop in for a cup of coffee
A guy and his wife came up with a code word for when they wanted to have sex, they called it "doing the laundry"....
One night the guy is in the mood and says to the wife, "Let's do the laundry"...
She is not in the mood and refuses...
He asks her a few more times throughout the night and she keeps refusing...
The guy then gets the hint and stops bugging the wife... But after a while, she starts feeling bad for him and gives in and says, "Let's do the laundry"....
The guy replies, "It's too late, I already did it by hand"....