After my grandma died, my brother, me, my gf and a few friends stayed the night in her house while it was empty (the one I'm in now)... They smuggled some beer here before the parent left with our car... We start drinking and decided to go for a walk to the forest preserve and a cop comes down the street while we are walking to the entrance... He saw them toss the beers from the distance and stopped to talk to us...
After giving us the speech about not drinking, he let us go and told us to beware of the tree pigs when we went into the forest... My gf gets all worried and asks, "What's a tree pig???"
He explained that's code word for Forest Preserve Ranger - tree cop....
She thought they were some kind of animal that would attack us from the trees.... (she was blonde).... :BangHead: