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Old man ray said

I dated a girl once who stood on her head for ten minutes after sex.
First time she did that I asked what are you doing.
Oh one of my old boyfriends said I can't get pregnant if I do this and it works.So I asked her did you every try doing it standing on your head.
She told me now that would be stupid. Yep she was blond.

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I was watching an episode of First 48 earlier and as they are taking the suspect to jail for murder charges he asks, "Do I get credit for time served"??? (Meaning the time he's in jail until the court case..) The detectives laughed...

I'm thinking, "Yeah, you will get credit for time served for your life sentence".... Duh.... :realcrazy: