My last boss was a friend way before he was my boss.
Typically Monday was me going to pound on his looser employees doors while he checked the newspaper for new county prisoners. Fuggin crack heads.
yup, i worked at a place once where i was the only employee
i would show up each morning, make a pot of coffee, check the mail, enter the new orders into the system and then decide at what time i was gonna call the owner to tell him he needed to come in