Stop in for a cup of coffee

My USPS story.
I ordered a new softball bat for the upcoming season. The seller was 100 miles east, delivery on Saturday.
Saturday came and went no delivery.
I checked this morning, and it seems to have gone to the Wichita delivery center 150 miles west of me....UGH!!
Just think Craig, with a new ball bat Cheryl just has one more tool in the tool box, she will likely call it her “Craig adjustment wrench”