Last one to post in this thread wins!

Came home yesterday, wife driving. She happens to park on a lump of ice. When I got out of car I looked down and saw what Look like a flat tire. So bitchin and grumbling took wheel off and headed to shop. Well 20 min. Later I finally realized there is no leak in this tire put it back on car. Went in house poured a very large shot of crown sat there and laughed at my self