Last one to post in this thread wins!

I just walk behind my wife with the credit card in my hand. Wonder how the kids would feel if they just got an orange, chocolates and some walnuts etc in their stocking and nothing else? Wouldn't that be a rude awakening. Then donate that money to the needy. SHOCKER!!!!!!!
That’s exactly what I got in my Christmas stocking and a present from mom and dad. When I was young under 10 I got one from Santa.