So in the you can’t make this up category, I tried sending a buddy a gift certificate to his favorite brew pub. Their web site was having issues and it would not go thru. So I called the establishment and explained what I was doing, the nice girl who answered phone agreed web site was down. I explained I wanted to purchase a gift certificate with a credit card, she said sure thing come on in. I explained I was a thousand miles away and could not just pop in. She then explained she could not do credit card over phone. I reminded her their website was down, she says please hold let me get a supervisor. Comes back on line and confirms supervisor said she can’t take credit card over phone. I replied I want to purchase a gift certificate from you, your website is down and I live a thousand miles away, how would you suggest we get this done? She says, that is a great question. Long awkward pause so I simply hung up.