Last one to post in this thread wins!

I used to have a similar card, it said:

"Thanks for parking so ******* close. Next time leave a can opener so I can get into my ******* car ASSHOLE!"
Don't have to much problem here and if I do it's a woman 9 out of 10 times. I take the back parking spot and walk instead of the front so I can get in my car and no door dings. My biggest beef is in the store trying to get around shopping carts that people block the isles with and have plenty of room to move them off to the side and read the damn label on what there looking for without stopping traffic behind them.
Gonna get me one of those air can horns and blow it when someone does that real soon. LOL