Last one to post in this thread wins!

When I was getting my booster yesterday there was a woman midget there. This is 100% true. She was complaining that she wasn't getting Pfizer and would be getting Moderna. Her words were and I quote "I'm not happy" and I immediately thought of the joke "well which one are you"? Good job I had a mask on so she couldn't she me smiling and had to cough when I started to chuckle. It certainly wouldn't stunt her growth LOL Sorry but I have a twisted sense of humour
Morning men , a little bit of who really cares trivia , minor hockey for the age groups are called mites,novice,atom,bantom and midget well they were till last year when all of a sudden Midget became offensive now it’s U7,U10, etc up to U18 because someone was offended buy there designation. The U stands for under if you were wondering.