In 1992 I owned a 70 dart 340 with the three on the floor,,, I wanted to sell it to a friend of mine, but he said I made it up, as all 340's were four speeds, so he didn't buy the car.
In 2017 I reminded him that he said that, and he acknowledged that he had to be the dumbest guy on the planet in 1993. Oh well,I sold it to a guy in Minneapolis, and warned him it used a quart of oil every 400 or so miles.
So the duffess had the balls to call me up a few days later after getting back to Minneapolis to complain that he used a Quart going to Minneapolis.
I asked him if he had been as stupid as a child as he is now!