Stop in for a cup of coffee

So in the fickle finger of fate award, some lady who did not speak English and thus could not read the huge no parking signs right outside a 12 by 16 equipment access door decided in her infinite wisdom to park there. My operator jumped in our very large pay loader opened the big door and backed out. She was so close the backup camera looked right over the top of her rig. He was watching the edge of the door as he has very little margin of error. Impacted her car and proceeded to push it across the lot on the icy surface as he backed up. He never even felt it impact as he was going very slow. And yes back up beeper was going off etc she just ignored all that and witnesses say she laid on horn and screamed, did not feel the need to move her truck. Keep in mind the pay loader is creeping out of the barn at a very slow pace. Police called and instantly her English got much better, my driver did not get so much as a citation, she got an improper parking writ! Plus a trip to body shop! Hehehehe.


How are Mexicans like cue balls????


The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them....


(No offense to Mexicans....)