Stop in for a cup of coffee

Drunken mule path....??
We stayed overnight at a hotel right off the interstate. The GPS in my truck said Chris place was 40 minutes away. Great. took over a hour and a half. We went thru little "burgs", we have to be close, nope, down tiny *** roads, don't forget We are in my big *** truck with a car trailer. Lots of tight corners, I really thought the GPS had malfunctioned....but we got there...In the pitch dark....Banjos started playing.....must have made 100 turns.........LOTS real tight...