The priest & the choir boy...

The priest had a choir, with the singers being boys & girls from the nearby high school.

Practice was every Wed night & young Billy, the lead singer, would stand at the church door next to Fr. Riley to welcome the members. A young girl walked by with a short skirt; Fr. leaned over to Billy & whispered: is that Fanny Green.

No Fr, said Billy, I think it is just a reflection off her shoes.....