How to ruin a classic muscle car era Mopar

OK you wanna play.....we can play....care to in detail tell me what about my barracuda doesn't scream Mopar??? Must be the Hemi style hood because they never put them on 68 barracudas.....got me there.......or maybe it's the factory seats utilizing factory seat covers.......yup your 2 for 2.......ahhh I know....it must be that 415" small block LA Mopar engine under the hood.......you got more? Figured you did......must be the factory color paint with no dipshit who knows what ******* car they belong to stripes......dang your good.......should I apologize now for my car that in no way shape or form resembles what a muscle car era Mopar looks like?