Why I can't buy a Tesla

I couldn't afford one, ever, even if I lived long enough to see em in a boneyard, and could figure out how to fix em ( I'd need Del fer that), I don't wanna contribute to Chi-Com owned, slave worker mines, I don't wanna plug in a car, it ain't gonna say" Rumpity, rumpity, RumpRump, Rumpity" in the mornings, I have no need for one, and if I did I'd destroy the thing haulin' tools and materials, plus I don't wanna look like a pissed of old Biker in some stolen executives car... that's just a start