Best Panhandler Sign Ever

My first boss was a very good man. Where our Chevron was saw a lot of panhandlers and they would always hit up Cliff for $.
" I tell you what. I'll take you next door to the cafe and buy your lunch." was his usual response. Their usual response 90% of the time was "Go F yourself." "He just wanted $ for the liquor store. Let him get it somewhere else. I won't pay for him to get hammered." says Cliff. Usually right he was too.