Ideas on what's causing my click/tick/rattle noise?

Rusty, if one is going to spin the complete motor, crank and all to prime it. Why not just wait until the engine is in chassis, remove the sparkplugs and use the starter to spin it.
Then, promptly put the plugs back in and start the motor for real before everything drains back down.
I didn't say complete motor. JUST the camshaft.